Dating stories from hell

I, as a man of my word, entirely intended to carry them through.

I figured that I had about an hour before I could come down enough to communicate with another person, so I gave her the name of a brunch spot I’d frequented and a time.

To break the silence, he picked up the conversation where it was left off. However, this was going to be the only time that a back massage had cons.

Now I'm in my dining room having a cup of coffee before 5pm with a nudist, wondering why I allow myself to get into these kinds of situations. I thought about it for a moment and said fuck it, why not.

He started getting mad and complained about having to pay for the date (I drove an hour to see him so I don’t really feel all that sorry for him). So a little background-I’m a 33 year old single mom from a small town in Kentucky. As I walked back into the dining room, I nearly dropped the cup of coffee that I was carrying out.

Then he got angrier when I didn’t respond and told me I was a slut who was only interested in hooking up, which didn’t make sense but ok then. I moved to Atlanta to find out if the big city was for me. There he was, stark fucking naked standing in my living room. I didn't even know how to react or what to say and he sensed my hesitation.

After getting settled into my new place with my daughters, I decided to try my hand at online dating in the big city. He noticed this and apologized, saying that he thought he got the point across that he was a nudist.

I had GREAT conversation with a man we’ll call Jim. He drove a daily route from Atlanta to the port in Savannah. I couldn't help but laugh - either from nervousness or just because I walked into a room to find a stranger butt ass naked.

I asked through tears if they wanted to fucking grill out because I just had someone pull the Naked Man move on me. Currently, I’m 31 years old, and 3 1/2 years into a caring, loving relationship with the person I eventually hope to marry.His flaccid penis was almost covered by a huge bush as dark as his hair.It was all I could look at - I've never seen a bush that big on a man that wasn't in a 70's porno.He started by telling me how his family is in and out of prison for drugs and his mom and dad want nothing to do with him.It was a little heavy for the first date but I don’t have the most functional family so I can empathize.